Reliable Joe believes the answers to all of life's dilemmas can be solved with a pie chart. Well, almost all. In any case, she likes pies. She also hopes that one day 'pie chart' will be used as a verb.

Pie chart (verb, transitive)

To analyse and evaluate a given topic by representing it in a pie chart in order to arrive at a decision.

E.g.

Al: "I'm not sure if I should have pizza for the third night in a row, man…I'm starting to feel a little bloated"

Ed: "Why don't you pie chart it and take it from there dude?

Al: "Thanks man. Let's order pizza."

Should I clean my flat?

Hell yes! You need to get out that dustpan and brush ASAP.

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Should I go drinking in Camden?

Hell no! Your Camden days are long passed, my friend. Try Primrose Hill or Hampstead up the road, you’re not as young as you think you are.

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Should I go to South London?

Yay! Go to South London. But beware, you may be converted.

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Should I go to North London?

Yay! Go to North London. But beware, you may never want to leave.

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Should I catch a taxi home?

Yay! Catch a taxi home. But you may want to draw out some cash first as it’s not cool to try to run away without paying and those damn things cost a fortune!

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Should I catch the tube home?

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Should I catch a bus home?

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Should I go to a party even if I don’t like the host?

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Should I become a vegetarian?

Hell no! Keep eating that flesh and blood. You know you want to.

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Should I be teetotal?

Hell no! Life is no fun sober. That said, be sure to always enjoy alcohol responsibly and in moderation.

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