Reliable Joe believes the answers to all of life's dilemmas can be solved with a pie chart. Well, almost all. In any case, she likes pies. She also hopes that one day 'pie chart' will be used as a verb.
Pie chart (verb, transitive)
To analyse and evaluate a given topic by representing it in a pie chart in order to arrive at a decision.
Al: "I'm not sure if I should have pizza for the third night in a row, man…I'm starting to feel a little bloated"
Ed: "Why don't you pie chart it and take it from there dude?
Al: "Thanks man. Let's order pizza."
Hell yes! You need to get out that dustpan and brush ASAP.
Hell no! Your Camden days are long passed, my friend. Try Primrose Hill or Hampstead up the road, you’re not as young as you think you are.
Yay! Go to South London. But beware, you may be converted.
Yay! Go to North London. But beware, you may never want to leave.
Yay! Catch a taxi home. But you may want to draw out some cash first as it’s not cool to try to run away without paying and those damn things cost a fortune!
Hell no! Keep eating that flesh and blood. You know you want to.
Hell no! Life is no fun sober. That said, be sure to always enjoy alcohol responsibly and in moderation.